Why is everyone always in a panic for Christmas? You’d think that there was going to be a food shortage judging by the manic activity in the supermarkets. The pressure is on – the right presents and right food, Christmas treats, getting the dry-cleaning done (what?), car serviced, cards written, tree bought, gifts for kids teachers (ooops), parties to go to, house to clean, lawn to mow, wrapping paper, sticky tape, stuff for the kids stockings…. STOP THE WORLD I WANT TO GET OFF!….Burn out is looming, swiftly followed by a declaration of strike action, overeating and guilt. Help.
And then there’s the wine. Food is so much easier because there is less choice. You know you want a ham, and you probably know roughly what size you need, so your choice is narrowed down to just a few options. Even if you knew you wanted a Chardonnay and you knew how many bottles – choosing it from maybe 40 or 50 on the shelf is mind-boggling. And that’s just the Chardonnay.
Wine is for relaxing with – sharing with friends and family – enjoying over delicious meals. Buying a few bottles in the run up to the festive season can save on anxious, last minute decision -making and money as you often end up grabbing the more expensive bottles in the hope that they will be the best.
Here’s a suggestion – give yourself the opportunity to choose the wines at home, rather than in the supermarket environment. If possible, visit a decent wine shop and take advice from those in the know and stock up. Then when it comes time to select something to go with the turkey, you can just open the cupboard and select a bottle or two – nothing like being prepared to make for a less stressful time.
Ponder this. If you are hosting Christmas or even heading off to another family destination, it will be damn near impossible to find wines that everyone likes. You’re paying for it so get wine that you like. Just add a sprinkle of thought and you’ll be fine. And just throw in a few bottles of innocuous Pinot Gris for those who don’t like Sav but like Chard or don’t like Chard but like Sav not to mention those who will drink anything.
People talk about the 12 Days of Christmas – I’m going to talk about the 12 wines. And who knows, maybe they will be enjoyed over 12 hours (between six people that’s only a glass an hour…)!
1. Bubbles Dry – Champagne if you wish and if the budget allows – my top recommendation is Pol Roger Brut NV. Stunning wine that is the preference of the wine industry glitterati the world over. Well, certainly in the world’s most dynamic wine market – the UK. Failing that, Methode Traditionnelle (made the same way as Champagne) will yield some goodies. Kiwi wines Nautilus Brut Cuvee, Lindaeur Special Reserve Blanc de Blancs (made only from Chardonnay), No.1 Cuvee (also 100% Chardonnay), Hunter’s Miru Miru, Daniel Le Brun are all mighty fine. You can also do something very festive by putting a drop (and only a drop) of Cassis (blackcurrant liqueur) in the bottom of the glass then filling with dry bubbles to make ‘Kir’. (By the way – half orange juice and half bubbles – the old ‘Buck’s Fizz’ is a waste of both the wine and the orange juice – if you must mix juice and alcohol, offer a meaty Bloody Mary.)
2. A dry white wine. Riesling or Sauvignon Blanc (for Sav with a difference, try a Sancerre or Pouilly Fume from France’s Loire Valley – brilliantly flinty and mineral driven – ideal with seafood) or a more extrovert style from Marlborough. Other dry whites include Muscadet from the Nantes region of the Loire Valley – not that easy to find in NZ but a good ‘sur lie’ is worth the hunt and goes down a treat with oysters. Less expensive Burgundies are good too – made of Chardonnay but not too heavy or serious, try wines from the Maconnais in southern Burgundy – Macon Villages for example – great value at about $25NZ and available from top wine retailers such as Wine Direct, Regional Wines, Maison Vauron and the likes.
3. Fuller bodied white wine. For them that want a white with the bird, a Viognier or more substantial Chardonnay is ideal. From New Zealand, try any from Villa Maria – particularly the amazing Keltern Chardonnay and Omahu Gravels Viognier. Weighty, powerful and expressive. Other outstanding Viogniers include Elephant Hill or Church Road from Hawke’s Bay, Millton and Coopers Creek from Gisborne while another fave Chardomnnay of mine is Mahi’s Twin Valleys from Marlborough.
4. A medium white wine – a real crowd pleaser and very refreshing served nicely chilled. Go for a medium style Riesling – even one with slightly lower alcohol such as Marlborough’s Forrest ‘The Doctor’s’. Framingham Classic – another great Marlborough example. German Riesling is sublime even if you can’t understand the label. Talk to your local wine store about which ones to try – often great value and a terrific talking point – great for your wine cred.
5. Rose. Why not? Perfect for quaffing on a warm day and very food-friendly (not with dessert – please). Great with nibbles – salami, olives and antipasto in general. Will usually cope with garlicky hummus, dips, chips and nuts and the most finicky of drinkers. For a serious style try Esk Valley Merlot Malbec or something from Spain or the south of France. For lighter more glugable ones, I enjoyed Wooing Tree’s Blondie and Wild Rock’s Vin Gris is another interesting proposition. And if you want top notch pink Champagne you have to have (yes, have to have) Billecart Salmon Brut Rose (swoon).
6. Red number 1. For them that want a red with the bird or the ham, I suggest a Pinot Noir, Beaujolais or Grenache. A Burgundian Pinot Noir such as a Cotes de Beaunes or Cotes de Nuits would be wonderful, but then so would the ability to afford it. Closer to home options include recent award-winning 2010 wines Triple Bank Awatere, Pencarrow Martinborough, Spy Valley Marlborough, Rockburn Central Otago, Saint Clair Pioneer Block 22, Marlborough. Pinot is good with the turkey and ham as it has a firm tannic structure yet light, red fruit characters that won’t dominate the more delicate meat flavours. Beaujolais might be a bottle of Nouveau from times past or a Beaujolais Villages – generic or single village such as a delightful Fleurie or Morgan. For Grenache, try d’Arenberg ‘The Custodian’or Yalumba’s Bush Vine – both great Australian examples of this sweet, juicy and well-structured grape variety.
7. Red number 2. A bigger more chewy variety for those enjoying red meat and who are not averse to an afternoon nap. Look for Aussie Shiraz or Cabernet – anything with the Penfolds name on it costing $18NZ and over. Also look for Mojo, Ingoldby, Shingleback, Wolf Blass Gold Label. For home-grown Syrah – Hawke’s Bay stars Trinity Hill, Bilancia, Craggy Range, Esk Valley, Villa Maria all offer sumptuous Syrah to experience (yes, experience, not just drink). Other options for a full-bodied red include Argentinean Malbec, Chilean Cabernet or Merlot and French Bordeaux (as if there is any other) though you might want to be on good terms with the bank manager for the latter.
8. Red number 3. Sparkling. Oh yes. Never has a finer match been made than with turkey and cranberry sauce plus all the chipolatas, bread sauce, roast veg, gravy and anything else you can cram on there, than with a glass or two of bottle-fermented Shiraz. The ultimate (in my honest opinion) is E&E Sparkling Shiraz but at about $80 a bottle – not cheap (but then neither should it be – it’s special). A cheaper option is Hardy’s Ooomoo Sparkling Shiraz. You get a similar effect but with less of a dent in the wallet. If you are feeding the masses then go for the Oomoo – if just a few close friends and family – splash out – you won’t regret it. Serve chilled.
9. Bubbles – sweet. Don’t say ‘Eeeuuuuw!’! I defy you not to enjoy a light, polished Moscato with a bowl of fresh strawberries, pav or just about any other fresh fruit-based dessert. Try Brown Brothers Moscato – white or pink or any genuine Moscato d’Asti. Ridiculously cheap, low in alcohol and the perfect choice for Great Aunt Maude who will probably drink it from the minute she arrives till the minute she leaves. Serve very cold.
10. Botrytis Riesling or Semillon. This is the stuff to go with any stone-fruit, citrus or orchard fruit desserts such as apricot, peach, pear, apple, lemon, orange etc and anything honeyed such as bandy snaps. It loves cheesecake, custard, crème caramel – anything rich but NOT chocolate. It is also THE perfect match with creamy blue cheese. try Forrest Botrytised Riesling (from Marlborough), De Bortoli Noble One (from Australia) or a Sauternes or Barsac from South-West France (Sauvignon Blanc, Semillon blend, often with a little Muscadelle). Serve slightly chilled.
11. Australian Liqueur Muscat. This is Christmas in a bottle. Or in a glass. Marvellous with Christmas Pud, Christmas cake and anything with the word Christmas in it (think presents, tree, Day etc etc). Richly sweet and seductive with a weighty, rich, mouth-coating texture and packed with mocha and spice, dark dried fruits, orange zest and warm, unctuous, syrupy deliciousness. Brilliant with chocolate and (dare I say) poured over good vanilla ice cream. This stuff provides an almost out of body experience. You have been warned. Serve at room temperature unless stiflingly hot, in which case chill for 30 minutes.
12. Fino sherry. Yes it is making a comeback – or so they keep saying, no doubt hoping for a self-fulfilling prophecy. Brilliant with nibbles and salty snacks on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day, when round two gets underway.
So, with temperatures running high and no one safe from random outbursts of festive frustration, at least you will have a case of wine to see you through. Happy Christmas!


